Welcome to QUB Swimming, Waterpolo and Lifesaving Club


Ladies and gentlemen, if ever Mitch Buchanan and Michelle deBruin were to copulate the resultwould be US.

We combine physical prowess in the water with suspicious urine out of it, and the result is ALWAYS success.

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Throughout the academic year we traverse Ireland like a lost band of Speedo clad gypsies; competing in intervarsity competitions; building team spirit and always destroying liver cells.

Our membership boasts athletes who compete at the highest levels, and those who train just to look good naked. We at QUBSWL have a passion for perfecting our bodies matched only by our desire to ruin them on nights out.

Our dedication is such that on one ill fated, buck fast fuelled evening last May our current chairman - egged on by Kevin Costner - ran amuck in the Holyland. Having doused himself in ludicrous amounts of deodorant he broke into houses, left freezer doors open and fed cows indecent amounts of baked beans, all with the misguided hope that by melting the polar ice caps he could single handedly usher in an Age of Aquatica.

This man means business.

With training time dedicated to each aspect of the club both in and out of the pool, a combination of well honed minds and well toned bodies make us just about the most deadly aquatic, bi sexual team in Irish varsity sports history.

Queen University Belfast - home of the wet stuff.

Training

We have all our training session in the PEC.

  • Mondays 8.00pm - 9.30pm
  • Tuesdays 8.00pm - 9.30pm
  • Wednesdays 3.00pm - 4.00pm

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